I'm glad...

[MAC]

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That taking a crap isn't more like blowing your nose.
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Koliedrus]

Inside joke aside, try blowing your nose when you have the trots.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Cruise Director]

*puts storyteller hat on*

Grandpa Raymond was sitting around with us young 'uns one day and gave us much wisdom:

"Boys" he says, " The most over rated thing in a man's life is sex. He can live with it or without it and it don't make much difference."

"Now" he adds, " A good shit is a different story. A man needs a good shit everyday to make him complete."

His parable made no sense to me at the age of 13, but the older I get the more wisdom it holds.

hehehehehehehehehehehe

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Faceplant]

if it was it would be a lot more messy around cold season.

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Ass, gas, or grass...no free rides.

[Leroy Binks]

Ahh ahhh ahhh..... POO!

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Leroy Binks' Caffeinated Drinks (http://www.geocities.com/leroybinks)

[Dog Breath]

Stile has plenty of those ass sneezes on his site.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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