Bucketless?

[MAC]

<FONT size="50">GONE!</FONT s>
<FONT size="30">GONE!</FONT s>
GONE!
My bucket is gone........

I came home to find the office clean and my dear, dear bucket............gone.

All the sweet brown rice in it.........gone.

My wife said
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"Buckets do not exist in this DOJO!"
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<marquee> <FONT size="50"> Come back to me dear sweet rice bucket!! </FONT s></marquee>

*sob*sob*sob*sniff* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[skalie]

So the acid finally kicked in huh?

[MAC]

No chemicals dude.

I sit every night in front of my $75 computer on a 5 gal bucket full of sweet brown rice.

Now I have a....
a....
a....
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chair
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*sniffle* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[gone~away]

what THE FUCK are you talkin about?

(your pal Stuart http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif)

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[Deadpool]

sooooo......you sit in this brown rice, am I correct?

[Cruise Director]

Mac,
Tell her "You don't wants ta hits her, but you gots ta learn her."

Then you stagger out of the trailer park before the Man comes to keep homie down.

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When I become World Dictator...HEADS WILL ROLL !!!!

[SexKitten]

/me Hands TheMac a new brown rice bucket http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

happy now?

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Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

[Rabble Rouser]

*carefully backs out of thread*

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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[Koliedrus]

It's ok, Mac. I understand.

The bucket was once your place and your butt knew each curve of its surface. Perhaps your wife noticed the indentations and decided to provide you with a more comfortable station.

Here. Have some silver lining.

1. She still looks at your ass (arse for those of you who haven't yet accepted the locally preffered reference)

2. She went out of her way to allow you to play with us!

On the downside, she may be making you comfortable so she can attend to her needs, er, errands.

In any case, sit back and enjoy! You teach good shit!

[MAC]

I had a very calm and mature talk with her last night.
Apparently I
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"don't need a goddamn bucket"
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And I'm going to
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"fucking get over it"
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I feel much better......
*sniffle*sniffle*
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

So, um... have you seen a shrink about this bucket fixation?

[Time Slipping]

<FONT COLOR="TimeSlipping">What???????? Its a perfectly normal reaction to a common problem...........</FONT c>

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[This message has been edited by Time Slipping (edited 04-17-2001).]

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
I had a very calm and mature talk with her last night.
Apparently I
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"don't need a goddamn bucket"
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And I'm going to
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"fucking get over it"
</FONT c>

I feel much better......
*sniffle*sniffle*
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[/quote]

If you're good, mommy Rabble will get you a new bucket.


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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[Buddha's Penis!]

if my woman cursed at me like that, she'd be getting a brown rice bucket UPSIDE HER HEAD.
of course that's not true.
i feel for you, friend. however, my chair is wicked comfortable and i wouldn't want to sacrifice for sentimental seating.

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[MAC]

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[skalie]

Still upset huh?

[MAC]

<FONT face="Book Antiqua"><FONT COLOR="yellow">
In Loving Memory
A Bucket for All Seasons
You are gone but not forgotten
RIP
04-16-01
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*the bagpipes begin to play softly in the distance as a grown man hides a single tear*


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[JoeyCat]

I must say, that's one of the funniest pics I've seen in a long time. Thanks theMAC.


Oh, and my condolences as well.

[D_I]

A woman should never fuck with a man's bucket.

It isn't right.

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[skalie]

Don't let this break up a beautiful relationship least.......

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[Deadpool]

ROFL!!!! Ok, I can see why she threw it away. It kinda looks tacky. I'm sorry MAC.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Escape Artist]

A man needs his bucket! Luckily, everyone around my house is fine with the idea of milk crates being versatile furniture. Paint your bucket in pastel colors or something, that may appease her.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

And people think I need therapy!



[This message has been edited by MuffyTheVampyreLayer (edited 06-10-2001).]

[FunkaY]

That looks incredibly uncomfortable Mac http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Edit: It looked better before Muffy!

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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
Edit: It looked better before Muffy!
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When she was talking to herself?

[FunkaY]

hehehe yep Skalie..I thought it looked cool for some reason.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

damn, and I thought no one had noticed my fuck up http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Billyman]

theMAC, i'm not sure what to say......i'm not really good at these kinds of things,..you loosing a loved one and all.......i.....i.......damnit i'm sorry man...i...we're gonna get you another bucket man....just....just........be patient..ok?(Billyman)puts his hand on theMACs shoulder gives a little squeeze then a pat and walks away.

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
damn, and I thought no one had noticed my fuck up http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif[/quote]

I was gonna fix it, but I figgered it'd be funnier to leave it..

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Damnit! For the last time, I do NOT talk to myself!!! That would be a sign of insanity http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Escape Artist]

You're not a crazy...nope! *backs away slowly towards the door*
You're...perfectly...fine, Muffy...

*runs like hell*

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

*stares at EA, foam forming at the corner of her mouth, hiding the knife behind her back*

Come here my dear, there is something I want to show you http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Escape Artist]

*sprays shaving cream all over your face and runs*

Artificial cumshot! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

That better be for my moustache, or you are in serious trouble young man!

[Escape Artist]

*crawls into his bulletproof booth*

Nope! It wasn't for your mustache!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

*locks the door of the bullet proof booth and swallows the keys*

Ha ha. Now yer fucked!

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Heh. Muffy swallows. Who would've guessed that?</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
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[Dog Breath]

I hope your beans don't flavor your rice if you know what I mean....*poot*

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

/me takes out her can of boy repellent and squirts everyone.

YOURE ALL THE SAME!!!! GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO DETENTION NOW!!!!

[Dog Breath]

*sitting in detention*
Ha ha! Your powers don't effect me you'll never get me to deten.....OH uh DOPE!! *slaps forehead*

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[SouthernOracle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
Ok, I can see why she threw it away. It kinda looks tacky.
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Indeed, it is tacky.
If someone tried to use a bucket as furniture in my house, I would certainly put an abrupt end to it.

If that sort of thing were allowed, who knows what would come next.....An old sofa in the yard, a refigerater on the front porch. I think few broke down cars on cinder blocks here and there would top it off nicely. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Can't you see it has to stopped!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif


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<FONT COLOR="blue">I'm sick of being the only one who thinks I'm funny.</FONT c>

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[Deadpool]

.........huh? Oh....I'm sorry I was too busy staring into those lovely eyes......

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SouthernOracle:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
Ok, I can see why she threw it away. It kinda looks tacky.
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Indeed, it is tacky.
If someone tried to use a bucket as furniture in my house, I would certainly put an abrupt end to it.

If that sort of thing were allowed, who knows what would come next.....An old sofa in the yard, a refigerater on the front porch. I think few broke down cars on cinder blocks here and there would top it off nicely. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Can't you see it has to stopped!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif


[/quote]

Don't try to use that estrogen on us! Were MANLY MEN!

We can't leave mamoth bones in front of the cave anymore so cars on cinderblocks will have to do.

Can't you meet us halfway? Hell if it weren't for you women we would still be living in caves and you would still bitch if the toilet seat was up. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[skalie]

Sitting on an old sofa in the yard, drinking a cold beer from the fridge on the porch, looking at an old car that needs working on, now that's where it's at.

[SouthernOracle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
Sitting on an old sofa in the yard, drinking a cold beer from the fridge on the porch, looking at an old car that needs working on, now that's where it's at.[/quote]

Yeah, smack dab in the middle of the trailer park. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif


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<FONT COLOR="blue">I'm sick of being the only one who thinks I'm funny.</FONT c>

[skalie]

Yepper, under the wires.