A weekend joke!

[Poteen]

Enjoy people!

Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club. The water parts, he takes his next shot and it
lands on the green.

The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink, the ball floats on top of the water. The golfer nonchalantly walks across the
water and hits the ball onto the green.

The third golfer hits his the ball directly into the water, where it quickly starts to sink. As the ball sinks, a fish grabs the ball in its mouth. At that very moment, a hawk plucks the fish out of the water and begins to carry it aloft. As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby tree. When the fish hits a branch of the tree, the ball pops out, rolls down the trunk of the tree, across the green and right into the hole...

Moses turns to Jesus and says "You know, I hate golfing with your Father."

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[gone~away]

nice Po http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

a guy is in a checkout line at a supermarket as the cashier tallies up his meager purchases. She surveys his items and looks at him, then back at his purchases and finally speaks
"you're single aren't you"
the man replies
"thats amazing, how did you know??"
her final retort stuns him
"because you're ugly"

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Face Down, Arms Out
Nailed To The Cross of Doubt
Blood Runs Like Rain
Drowning For This World In Vain

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[Poteen]

http://www.geocities.com/matiasjakobsen/spf/RW.jpg

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[gone~away]

LOL http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Face Down, Arms Out
Nailed To The Cross of Doubt
Blood Runs Like Rain
Drowning For This World In Vain

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[Poteen]

Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Ha ha ha ha ha Poteen.

Everyone knows I'm ugly. All you did was make a joke out of it.

I may be UGLY, but you're SILLY, and I can get plastic surgery. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif



Don't take it personal dude http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif I'm just pulling your leg.. Besides I´would never make fun of a persons looks if I really thought he was ugly! That would be to mean http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Poteen (edited 01-12-2001).]

[gone~away]

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RUN ROGUE.. HE'S HITTING ON YOU http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rabble Rouser]

Originally posted by gone~away:
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

RUN ROGUE.. HE'S HITTING ON YOU http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hehehehehehe.



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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Poteen]

I MEANT THAT IN THE MOST NON-GAYISH WAY AS POSSIBLE!!! Jeeeez! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rabble Rouser]

Originally posted by Poteen:
I MEANT THAT IN THE MOST NON-GAYISH WAY AS POSSIBLE!!! Jeeeez! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Surrrrrrrrre ya did.

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[gone~away]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Surrrrrrrrre ya did.

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*psst* rabble.. we know better http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

and look at rogue blush http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif


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Face Down, Arms Out
Nailed To The Cross of Doubt
Blood Runs Like Rain
Drowning For This World In Vain

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[Poteen]

I'LL BLUSH YOU!!!! YOU LITTLE.....!!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rabble Rouser]

Awww...and look at how red in the face Po is! Just like those little red cheeks Pikachu has!

Couldn't resist that one... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Poteen]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Awww...and look at how red in the face Po is! Just like those little red cheeks Pikachu has!

Couldn't resist that one... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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[Rabble Rouser]

Awww...the little Pikachu cheeks have faces!!!

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Poteen]

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[zoey]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Awww...and look at how red in the face Po is! Just like those little red cheeks Pikachu has!

Couldn't resist that one... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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[Poteen]

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[This message has been edited by Poteen (edited 01-12-2001).]

[zoey]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Awww...the little Pikachu cheeks have faces!!!



Yea just when you thought pokemon couldn't get any cuter...they made the different parts of their faces cute too! *melt*

[Rabble Rouser]

Okay...let's see if this one works...

My pikachu water bottle!

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner



[This message has been edited by Rabble Rouser (edited 01-12-2001).]

[Mr. Snrub]

Q: What do they call attractive men in Denmark?

A: Tourists

[Bumox]

Originally posted by Poteen:
http://www.geocities.com/matiasjakobsen/spf/RW.jpg

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THat's fucked up!!

[zoey]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Okay...let's see if this one works...

My pikachu water bottle!

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!!!!! OMG i must get myself one of those. Do they have squirtle or bulbasaur ones?!

[Mr. Snrub]

Originally posted by zoey:
!!!!! OMG i must get myself one of those. Do they have squirtle or bulbasaur ones?!

You will die a terrible, terrible death.

[Mattdecay]

Hey RW, what do the bumper-stickers say on the car in that picture? I think I can make out one of them..."If you can read this, you're on my property, AND I WILL KILL YOU."

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You're just a copy of an imitation.

[Mr. Snrub]

Originally posted by Mattdecay:
Hey RW, what do the bumper-stickers say on the car in that picture? I think I can make out one of them..."If you can read this, you're on my property, AND I WILL KILL YOU."



Hmmm... it lacks punch.

Mine reads simply: DISCO SUX

Whenever i see it i think of you, Po. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[WhiteDevil]

Man, you just need one like "Don't laugh at me, it might be your daughter back here"

[Rabble Rouser]

Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Q: What do they call attractive men in Denmark?

A: Tourists

Hahahahhaha! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

And zoey, I think they had Squirtles...but I don't remember for sure.


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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

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[gone~away]

Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Q: What do they call attractive men in Denmark?

A: Tourists

lol...

poor poteen.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif now we KNOW he's from denmark http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif (j/k)