PDA

View Full Version : The Horror


King Bastard
01-11-2001, 03:08 PM
I was witness to one of the most appalling things last night. I've seen some silly shit guys, but this...

Here's the setup. My 2 roomies and I sally forth to a bar that is having an amateur boxing night. no biggie, methinks. Just gonna kick back and watch some people beat the fuck outta each other, cool by me. Thing is, they had "RingGirls" from the crowd come up into the squared circle betwixt rounds of drunken fools pinwheeling at each other. Again, no biggie, some of them were quite nice to look at.

Then came the "Dance Off"......

here were 3 girls up there, one of which was VERY drunk, and could hardly keep her tits in her dress ( http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif) Anyway, the flopper, as she will be called from herein, was one of the BIGGEST attention whores it has ever been my sad misfortune to gaze upon. When any of the other girls would go to shake their thang, the flopper would immediately get right back in the mix, literally throwing the other chicks out of the way.

The prize up for grabs was a $50 bar tab.

Now, I can see the point of 2 people getting into a boxing ring to physically compete against one another. This much makes sense to me. But the flopper was an abomination of womanhood. Why is it that some people feel the need to validate their worth as an individual based solely on their looks?

Back in high School I might have tried to get with this chick. Last night all I wanted to do was kill the poor creature and end it's suffering.

Your thoughts?

------------------
I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks

mattdk
01-11-2001, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by King Bastard:

Why is it that some people feel the need to validate their worth as an individual based solely on their looks?



Some people don't have much else to offer.

------------------
You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather.

KiwiTrip
01-11-2001, 04:38 PM
<font color=limegreen>*hugs KB* you didnt fight... yay!... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif... girls like this unfortunatly dont feel like they have anything more to offer... theyre whole lives guys have stared at their chests.. got in their pants.. and lavished attention on them because of their "looks".. some girls dont realize that the best kind of attention is when you walk into a room and make all the men hush in awe.. not when you make them all hoot..</font>

[This message has been edited by KiwiTrip (edited 01-11-2001).]

Rabble Rouser
01-11-2001, 10:06 PM
I agree. It's pathetic how women like that think they have nothing better to offer or believe that their purpose in life is to make men look at them. I used to get really pissed when I'd go to a club and no one would give me the time of day...but then I learned that I didn't want to be seen as a tramp, and I definately like being "that mysterious chick in the corner." That's sexier than running around topless, in my opinion. I'll get my men with my mind, not with my body.

------------------
"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

King Bastard
01-11-2001, 11:54 PM
WEre I the kind of man who wanted a harem for himself, I'd have to try to get you fine ladies to go along with it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

I actually screamed like a fool for the one chick who kept getting knocked outta the way by the flopper, just so she would win.

I wont lie and say I didint look at the floppers goods, but I also wont lie by saying the the word attractive means nothing but fleshy goodness to me.

------------------
I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks

gone~away
01-12-2001, 09:32 AM
not only have they been treated like objects but they have been learned from a young age that their tits will get them through life.. so they stop trying..

men (in general) have even LESS respect for women who are good looking...

they treat them like shit and teach them bad behaviour patterns

damn men http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

King Bastard
01-12-2001, 01:13 PM
Allow me to say this much. My father, the only full time role model I had, thaught me to be a misogynist prick, and that's a part of the reason my marrige failed. Me being the inquisitive fucker I am, I had to step back and look it all over. Why did things run the course that they had?

And I came up with this. I was taught wrongly, and the only thing I could do to change it was to un-learn all the bad habits/modes of thinking, and learn good ones.

If I could do this, then anyone can.

------------------
I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks

zoey
01-12-2001, 01:59 PM
"flopper" .....LMAO i'm sorry i can't get over that...i'll stop laughing in a few hours i'm sure

King Bastard
01-12-2001, 05:10 PM
I've quite the knack for handing out nicknames as a matter of course...And a flopper she was. Very loose titular ligaments on that chick.

For example...

The christian solider, my one roomie. Or preety boy christ.

Last night I'm watching seven, and he walks in on the movie. He proceeds to ask me, ME, what the seven deadly sins are...

Keep in mind I'm pagan...And I kew them before I watched the movie....

he's wearing a t-shirt with a modified Bayer aspirin logo that reads "Prayer"

I dont know how I didnt smack him for that.

------------------
I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks

[This message has been edited by King Bastard (edited 01-12-2001).]

Mr. Snrub
01-13-2001, 05:45 AM
Oh yeah. Nicknames. Let's see, my schoolfriends were:

Nugget, Catboy, Toogoodateverything, Stinky Declan Pussy Face, Grandpa Hands, Fat Pants, Tenthead/Lipstick Man, Vanilla Midget.

There's more, but i can't remember them.

I do prefer attractive women, to be sure. But if they are an idiot it is the biggest turnoff. And i only fuck people i care about. It does make it better.

Mattdecay
01-13-2001, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by King Bastard:
Allow me to say this much. My father, the only full time role model I had, thaught me to be a misogynist prick, and that's a part of the reason my marrige failed. Me being the inquisitive fucker I am, I had to step back and look it all over. Why did things run the course that they had?



Sorry to veer so far off topic and be personal, but do you mostly blame yourself for the failure of your marraige? Also how/why do you think mine will?

------------------
You're just a copy of an imitation.

Mattdecay
01-13-2001, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Grandpa Hands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

------------------
You're just a copy of an imitation.

King Bastard
01-13-2001, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Mattdecay:
Sorry to veer so far off topic and be personal, but do you mostly blame yourself for the failure of your marraige? Also how/why do you think mine will?



Not really, it took two of us to get hitched, as it took the same two to fuck ti all up. WEre she more supportive of me whn I came home from work dead tired, slaving for the pay to keep us going, I know I would have been a lot cooler about it.

And if you walk into a situation, like marrige, thinking it doomed, it is. THe only way to make something like that work is to go at it with the train of thought that it's the 2 of you against life, not each other.



------------------
I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks