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Billyman
05-28-2001, 11:50 PM
even though it's not recommended, there have been some studies that prove that Coca-Cola can be used as a spermicidal douche, Princeton Med. School admitted that they can't say that it doesn't work. they held a series of vitro tests, and coke worked when it came to killing sperm. the results were fascinating: new coke killed the fewest sperm, classic coke had six times the effect, and diet coke was the strongest of them all. one of the medical researchers stated "whether this was due to an extra fizz or to the secret Coca-Cola formula, no one really knows.
so if your boyfriend shows up with a 2 liter instead of flowers, you'll know why!!
Wise Womcat
05-28-2001, 11:57 PM
How do you douche? Rogue Warrior?? Bumox? Can either of you show me how??
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Faceplant
05-29-2001, 12:00 AM
Coca Cola can also be used on rusted bumpers on cars...it doesnt totally cure it, butit canhelp..
TRUST YO!
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Billyman
05-29-2001, 12:08 AM
hey Faceplant, i have been watching that little guy walk for about 30 miles or so, he seems to be favoring his leg a little. did the cops hert him? did they? those fucking bastards, i bet they did, GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
Faceplant
05-29-2001, 12:21 AM
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
poor little weed leaf.
someone should smoke him.
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Billyman
05-29-2001, 12:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Faceplant:
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
RODNEY KING!
poor little weed leaf.
someone should smoke him.
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Faceplant
05-29-2001, 12:42 AM
if i was the cop id of slaped it around and packed it in my bong.
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Lady Sianna
05-29-2001, 12:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>orig posted by billyman:
even though it's not recommended, there have been some studies that prove that Coca-Cola can be used as a spermicidal douche, Princeton Med. School admitted that they can't say that it doesn't work. they held a series of vitro tests, and coke worked when it came to killing sperm. the results were fascinating: new coke killed the fewest sperm, classic coke had six times the effect, and diet coke was the strongest of them all. one of the medical researchers stated "whether this was due to an extra fizz or to the secret Coca-Cola formula, no one really knows.[/quote]
<FONT COLOR="purple">ewwww!!! you have no idea what that could do to the insides of a woman.
a. douching is bad. upsets the natural bacterial balance in the vagina...can cause infections. (and yet another method used to imply that our pussies are unclean & smell bad - probably invented by a man! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif )
b. the thought of putting coke up there is utterly unappealing! (probably yet another way for man to shirk responsibility for contraception! :P )
so billyman...better make it flowers! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>
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Billyman
05-29-2001, 01:13 AM
will do Lady!
squee
05-29-2001, 04:34 AM
Uhm. The last girl I went down on was ok. The one before that was utterly revolting. I mean, I almost horked all over her crotch.
I guess people are just different.
You'll have to explain that "men shirking the responsibility for contraception" thing...
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Faceplant
05-29-2001, 11:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Faceplant:
Coca Cola can also be used on rusted bumpers on cars...it doesnt totally cure it, butit canhelp..
TRUST YO!
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i forgot to mention you have to dip crumbled up tin foil in the coca cola and it will remove most of the rust.
sorry.
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Dr DRAM
05-29-2001, 11:12 AM
someone told me that Taco Bell's fire sauce can be used to clean pennies. can anyone back this up??
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VenoM
05-29-2001, 11:31 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">sorry, i rather watch grass grow http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>
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