Billyman
05-27-2001, 04:22 PM
A woman came into the den where her husband was reading and said "Honey I think that I would like to get breast implants." A surprised look came across his face, "Do you know how expensive that is, "he replied. "Yeah, but just think about how it would enhance our sex life,"she said. After thinking for a few moments, the man said"I have a better idea. Go into the bathroom and rub some toilet paper on them." "How is that going to make them bigger,"she asked."I don't know, but it has sure worked on your ass!"