Can't you just jog it off?

[Mr. Snrub]

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO TURN INTO CRAZY MOODY BITCHES ONCE A MONTH? WHY MUST I BE ETERNALLY TORTURED BY THIS?

It seems women have three phases, or trimesters every month; they are the hornymester, the normalmester, and, God help us all, the bitchymester. All because of this FUCKING ANNOYING "natural cycle". I try to get some sleep, but noooooo, she thinks i'm not in touch enough with my emotions. I HAVE FUCKING WORK TOMORROW, I'M TIRED AS FUCK AND I HAVE A SEVERE HEADACHE, CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS THIS AT A LATER DATE SO I CAN BE PROPERLY UNCARING?!
"You prick!"

Grrrrrrr.
I've said it before and i'll say it again,
I HATE WOMEN.

But i do love the hornymester. Why can't it last? Why does the good have to be balanced by the bad? I want my blankie!

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[Pianomahnn]

Women = satan

Learn to live with it, and you will be good.

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[FunkaY]

I apologise on behalf of all women.
Its not exactly something we can help though, I wish I was in the normalmester all the time..but it aint going to fucking happen. Chicks were made with these lovely emotions and you are going to have to accept it some time.

[Skeet]

Women hate me. For this I am glad. 16 year old girls LOVE me, however. This is good, but annoying. I hate morals.

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[Cruise Director]

I heard they were going to call it Mad Cow disease..... but it was already taken.

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[Poteen]

Is she finally getting the better of you Snrub? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[VenoM]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
I heard they were going to call it Mad Cow disease..... but it was already taken.

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<FONT COLOR="Red">LOL

girls shouldn't blame their personality on their pms. i mean, i go thru endless amounts of migraines due to the lack of sleep, but i never take it out on my wife. cause i'm better than that. but funkay is right, once u accept the fact that u'll never change a women, the more clearly life becomes. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>

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[This message has been edited by VenoM (edited 05-22-2001).]

[Koliedrus]

Look her straight in the eye with your eyebrows furrowed, point your finger in the air as if you're about to make an ultimatum. Without saying a word, replace your "angry-face" with your "Eureka-face". Lower your hand, walk to the calendar, face her, and say, "go to your room".

Believe it or not, that has worked for me ONCE. Mrs. Kol laughed, went upstairs to read and all was right with the world for that month. Then again, we've built a pretty damned good relationship.

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[rage]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
Chicks were made with these lovely emotions and you are going to have to accept it some time.[/quote]

Of course, you'll never have a women saying that they should just accept it when a guy says "I just wanna go hang out with my friends tonight." (or the like) But, apparently we have to do the same for them. oh well...that's life. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Of course...I wouldn't want to live w/o them for the most part either....

And that my friends, is the crux of the problem.

/me votes to extend the hornymeseter. All in favor raise your hands.

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" Three - legged Jeans.
Not as dumb as acid wash"

[Rabble Rouser]

I don't understand PMS. It seems like something that was made up by women as a scapegoat.

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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[MAC]

*Here comes theMAC again with his ten foot pole trying to get the mouse over to the back button. Click Click*

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[AcidzCraze]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
I don't understand PMS. It seems like something that was made up by women as a scapegoat.

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<FONT COLOR="blue">I assure you its not something we made up as a scapegoat. I hate PMS, its like I get 10x more melodramatic (ick!) and could cry at the drop of a hat if I wanted.

For situations like PMS, here are some things I recommend for your over-emotional-hurting woman.

Midol-Its the god of cramp relief and typically puts people in a better mood.

5HTP-The precursor to seratonin. When you take it, it makes you happy! Note-Should not be mixed with St. John's Wort, SSRI's, MOAI's, or other anti-depressants.

B Vitamins-They help with the natural production of energy.

L-Tyrosine-Psuedo expensive but is the precursor to dopamine. Again should not be mixed with any neuro-booster.

One good mixture is "PMS Formula" by Nature's Way. Its a mixture of 5-HTP, B Vitamins and some other herbs they say helps. It really helps.

Men-Get it for her, and turn that frown upside-down. (hah)</FONT c>

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"Reality is that which when you stop believing it, it doesn't go away" -Philip K. Dick

[Lady Sianna]

<FONT COLOR="purple">methinks i have an above average hornymester! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

but seriously...maybe i'm just lucky, but the whole pms thing doesn't play such a big role in my life...however, there are ways to ensure this...such as the remedies acidzcraze mentions, as well as a few others:

*bananas & milk (potassium & calcium) are good for cramps.

*so is sex. i'm serious! uses then relaxes all those muscles...and yet another way to ensure a longer hornymester! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

*for those of you who smoke, marijuana is a goddess send for cramps, emotional bullshit & all around leveling out. melikes!

i have learned to isolate myself if heading down that pms rollercoaster so as not to derail & smash right into some innocent bystander (i.e. friends, lovers, strangers in the grocery store! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif ).

as for you, mr. snrub...hats off for weathering the storm. its not easy for her either...at the whim of hormones, nature having Her way with us. if she's in bitchymester, do something unexpectedly sweet, or go for a walk to breathe in pms-less air, or slip a sedative into her wine! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>

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[disturbed]

many women have told me that they use PMS as an excuse for just about everything. even if they are not PMSing. i understand the whole raging hormone type thing but the attitude part has GOT to be helped.

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[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Lady Sianna:
<FONT COLOR="purple">as for you, mr. snrub...hats off for weathering the storm. its not easy for her either...at the whim of hormones, nature having Her way with us. if she's in bitchymester, do something unexpectedly sweet, or go for a walk to breathe in pms-less air, or slip a sedative into her wine! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>

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done, done, and.... done.

I usually derail the PMS train by using those phrases like "I love you" and "You are so incredibly beautiful" that slip under her defenses and make her giggle in happiness like a schoolgirl. Thank God women all have low self esteem, or we men would never survive.



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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Lady Sianna:
<FONT COLOR="purple">methinks i have an above average hornymester! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

but seriously...maybe i'm just lucky, but the whole pms thing doesn't play such a big role in my life...however, there are ways to ensure this...such as the remedies acidzcraze mentions, as well as a few others:

*bananas & milk (potassium & calcium) are good for cramps.

*so is sex. i'm serious! uses then relaxes all those muscles...and yet another way to ensure a longer hornymester! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

*for those of you who smoke, marijuana is a goddess send for cramps, emotional bullshit & all around leveling out. melikes!

i have learned to isolate myself if heading down that pms rollercoaster so as not to derail & smash right into some innocent bystander (i.e. friends, lovers, strangers in the grocery store! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif ).

as for you, mr. snrub...hats off for weathering the storm. its not easy for her either...at the whim of hormones, nature having Her way with us. if she's in bitchymester, do something unexpectedly sweet, or go for a walk to breathe in pms-less air, or slip a sedative into her wine! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</FONT c>

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I was going to reply to this.. but i think that you pretty much summed up everything that I was going to say! Thanks.



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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?