Joke of the day

[Billyman]

a woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. with superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down stairs to the garage and put his dick in a vise. she then secured it tightly and removed the handle. next she picked up a hacksaw. the husband terrified, screamed, "stop! stop! your not going to.......to.....cut it off are you?!" the wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "nope. you are. i'm going to set the garage on fire."

goddamn that hurts!!!

[AcidzCraze]

<FONT COLOR="blue"> haha! </FONT c>

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"Reality is that which when you stop believing it, it doesn't go away" -Philip K. Dick

[Dog Breath]

Uses hack saw to quickly saw off the movable jaw of the vice. Should have given me a knife.

No honest honey I was laying in bed with my eyes closed I thought it was you!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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