So who's the oldest here?

[skalie]

I'm a year older than Dogbreath, born the same year as Mike Ness.

Can anyone beat that?

[Dog Breath]

Damnit! I wanted to be oldest. I guess I will have to settle for best looking.

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If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[rage]

not I....a ripe 19 years (almost 20). But I dont mind...I support myself already, and, as an added bonus...I'm in my sexual prime http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif heh heh heh.



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" Three - legged Jeans.
Not as dumb as acid wash"

[Lady Sianna]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>not I....a ripe 19 years (almost 20). But I dont mind...I support myself already, and, as an added bonus...I'm in my sexual prime heh heh heh.[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="purple">miaow! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

a very young-spirited & vibrant 30...also in my sexual prime! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

btw...how old does that make u skalie? do i win?!</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">surrender to the naked darkness...</FONT c>

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
No Sianna, you do not win. Sorry, dear.

Wonderaz, who has his own life and Forum which keep him too busy to post much here, is actually the winner.

Wonderaz has the lot of you, though not by much.

Let's hear it for the old fucker! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote]

*gives wonder some cookie dough, so it won't require chewing*

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[gone~away]

im obviously the oldest http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[Cruise Director]

30. 1/4 way through my life. hehehe

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

me

::falls over laughing::

can i win the title for youngest?

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And now for something completely different

[Inky]

I think I am ageless...

seriously

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<IMG SRC="http://www.thehypertribe.net/irc/stats/Html/inky.gif" border=0> There are days I drop words of comfort on myself like falling leaves and remember that it is enough to be taken care of by myself.

[Koliedrus]

I'm trying to catch up with Dog Breath but every time I get close to passing him, he says something that makes me wiz my Depends (TM) and zips off in his wheelchair.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Lady Sianna]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>orig posted by inky:

I think I am ageless...
seriously[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="purple">in deepest sense...so are we all. feels lovely, doesn't it?! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</FONT c>



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<FONT COLOR="red">surrender to the naked darkness...</FONT c>

[Deadpool]

Im a strapping young lad....I'm also 21. I need a sugah momma.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Wise Womcat]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by rage:
not I....a ripe 19 years (almost 20). But I dont mind...I support myself already, and, as an added bonus...I'm in my sexual prime http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif heh heh heh.

[/quote]

Yeah, too bad you waste that "sexual prime" on you hand...


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JEEBUS RICE Kaye is a [edit]...has ATTITUDE...

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I'm 15 x 2</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
Get lucky sometimes.</FONT c>

[Sinister Her]

I'm 25. Can't I be a runner-up or something?

I feel forty most days. That should count for something.

"wiz my Depends™" I do like that..

[estero]

<font color=pink> 21, actually deadpool and I were born on the same day, same month... same mother.

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[slappy]

<font color=#ff9900>i am 22. yay me.</font>

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[skalie]

I thought sexual prime for a man was 16, and a woman 30.

Or am I being terribly old-fashioned here?

[Deadpool]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<font color=pink> 21, actually deadpool and I were born on the same day, same month... same mother.

[/quote]


We are twins, except I am prettier.



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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Faceplant]

18.

19 in august, 14th...PM me for address to send presents. :P

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Faceplant:
18.

19 in august, 14th...PM me for address to send presents. :P[/quote]

My brother's b-day is August 14.



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[Flit]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
I thought sexual prime for a woman was 30.
[/quote]

I certainly hope so...I'm sneaking up on 30 very quickly...gotta have something to look forward to (and a willing partner)!!!

[Lady Sianna]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>I certainly hope so...I'm sneaking up on 30 very quickly...gotta have something to look forward to (and a willing partner)!!![/quote]

<FONT COLOR="purple">indeed it is, flit! admit i was in doubt...but the hormones have run amok for the past year! its really quite intoxicating...and surely you'll find no shortage of willing partners! (i've seen your pic!) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif being a woman creature is full of surprising delights...</FONT c>



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<FONT COLOR="red">surrender to the naked darkness...</FONT c>

[Flit]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Lady Sianna:
<FONT COLOR="purple">indeed it is, flit! admit i was in doubt...but the hormones have run amok for the past year! its really quite intoxicating...and surely you'll find no shortage of willing partners! (i've seen your pic!) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif being a woman creature is full of surprising delights...</FONT c>
[/quote]

OK, I'll take your word for it.

*watches the clock tick away the seconds*

{and thanks for the nice complement http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif}

[D_I]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Flit:
(and a willing partner)!!![/quote]

I will help you look.

[Billyman]

<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">28 devilishly handsome and really big.........no that would be a lie.............mmmmm, lets see a,mmm...really big....mmmmm...oh i know!! a really big.....desire to become king! yes i want to be king!!......of what i have no idea.</FONT c>

[joanus]

<FONT COLOR="Yellow">I'm finally a legal adult ...I can get laid by any guy(not saying i would do that) without him going to jail...BEST OF ALL I don't have to listen to my mom anymore This means that I am 18, Knowing everything and going no where http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif</FONT c>

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by joanus:
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">I'm finally a legal adult ...I can get laid by any guy(not saying i would do that) without him going to jail...BEST OF ALL I don't have to listen to my mom anymore This means that I am 18, Knowing everything and going no where http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif</FONT c>[/quote]

The World is now your mom.



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[Mattdecay]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by joanus:
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">I'm finally a legal adult ...I can get laid by any guy(not saying i would do that) without him going to jail...BEST OF ALL I don't have to listen to my mom anymore This means that I am 18, Knowing everything and going no where http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif</FONT c>[/quote]

The World is now your mom.

[/quote]

How did you mean that Kol? As in, now that she's 18 her mother is the world to her? Or, now the world is her mom?

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[Buddha's Penis!]

i think it is that adulthood brings responsibility, and that you answer to a more heavy-handed authority. i could be wrong of course, not all jarbrains float in the same solution.

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[Uberwonder]

RW is right, you are all just puppies.

You may refer to me with reverence and awe as... The Ancient One.

Call me Daddy when I spank you.

[Bumox]

I am dammit!! Everybody here is fresh milk on their breath. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Uberwonder]

Sorry, Bummox, yer but a babe in the woods.
Now respect your elders and go make a good post in the "What I want to be when I throw up" thread.

[D_I]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Call me Daddy when I spank you.[/quote]

So you just spank anyone? I thought I was special.

Slut.



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[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Call me Daddy when I spank you.[/quote]

So you just spank anyone? I thought I was special.

Slut.

[/quote]

That was directed at you, babycakes. Now get back over to the NAMBLA forum, you are the pivot boy tonight.

[Bumox]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Sorry, Bummox, yer but a babe in the woods.
Now respect your elders and go make a good post in the "What I want to be when I throw up" thread.[/quote]

Awwww man that's messed up!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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