HAAAAPPYYYY BIRTHDAY ... KOL :)

[D_I]

Yes, Happy Birthday.

I got you one of these (http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/st12.jpg) but it was so cool, I decided to keep it. Besides, cleaning it is a bitch. Sorry.

[This message has been edited by Dead_Inside (edited 05-17-2001).]

[Koliedrus]

Thank you all for your kind wishes. This birthday has been one for the record books http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Po: I assure you, your hair will grow back. Who knows? You may get used to having "Koliedrus" shaved on your head.

rage: I'll be damned, too. It doesn't hurt nearly as bad as I thought it would. In fact, it feels pretty damned good, dammit http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

KB: I went for something a bit less flashy this year. All the same, a 5HP Wet-Dry Vac in reverse makes for an impressive display. I may need to take out a loan for the pending cleaning bills.

BP: From one jarbrain to another (bubble, glub, twitch, thrash)

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AcidzCraze: Remind me to tell you about Zappa in the stormdrain and the liquid car. I'll need the hat http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif Thank you. It was.

Deadpool: I'm glad you still haven't pointed that thing between my eyes. Keep your seed viable. You're proof that evolution was a good idea.

Inky: The year to come will be. You're one reason I can be sure that my prediction is accurate. Stay with me. We've just gotten started http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Billyman: "What am I?" You make me think. I can't ask for a greater gift. The second half of your nick is fitting.

Rabble: With all due respect, I appreciate the freedom you've given me. So much so that I've decided to climb back into the jar and hang out in your basement. I like it here http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Kayla: A trillion heartbeats amplified by a living sphere of crystal.

theMac: Once upon a time, I did't think I could make it to 25. The trade-off has been well worth the price. I hope the 'chute opens but if it doesn't, the ride down will be worth the price. It's an oyster kinda thing http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Mudflap: If I ever get them, they'll be used to get my kids to the stars (or as close as I can get them). That may end up being a telescope, some books and a swat on the ass. Money well spent IMHO.

Bitch: I've been thinking it over. Instead of "Birthday" being written between your breasts, I'd like to see it written on Rogue's forehead. It's up to you to work out the specifics. I'll be happy to wait for another year http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif ---- 37

Rogue: The orgasm-count is in the double digits. I'm pleased to say that I didn't need to Go Fuck Myself. Mine came (pardon) from a single source. Mrs. Kol is magical and I know where to get a good deal on batteries. It drains me just to think about it.

Kaye: If I've ever "met" someone who should have a song written to them, it's you. Beware of yellow lights and drive safely. I mean that.

Sinister Her: I'm going to TRY to forget ever seeing your pics and concentrate on your brain instead. That may be one of the most difficult tasks I've undertaken but I'm good at stuff like that. Nice brain you have there.

Mr. Snrub: The Kolbots will only find rest when they encounter the Snrubinators, learn their strengths and weaknesses and eventually create the SnrubBotKolinators. I hope they don't turn out to be kitchen appliances.

Cruise: Your hat speaks for itself. Thank you for allowing us to put it on.

Dead_Inside: It's okay. I know where to get some industrial-strength chemicals that'll clean that thing right up. I'll send it back to you clean as a whistle (er, that's probably not the best term to use since whistles tend to be full of saliva)

Thanks again. The best part of this day happened when my 4 year old jumped into my aged mothers arms and was caught in mid leap. My 1 year old accentuated the experience by pushing me away to get to his Oma.

I'm one lucky man.

I'm gonna get trashed and read stuff now.

Be well, Tribals. You've made my year.

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[Poteen]

Merry, happy, jumping, skipping, flying

<FONT size="7">BIRTHDAY</FONT s>

you crazy OLD (hehe) gimp http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

May all of your wishes come true (except for the ones that involves me and sharp razors! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif)

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I'm Danish! Eat me!

[This message has been edited by Poteen (edited 05-18-2001).]

[rage]

well, I'll be damned....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!



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Not as dumb as acid wash"

[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Happy birthday! Now use that urnaium space modulator to blow up.... er, out those candles.</FONT c>

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[Buddha's Penis!]

yessir. happy birthday, jarbrain.

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[Escape Artist]

Happy b-day, oyster brain. I give you a present of my brain. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

p.s. Virtual Creatures are cool.

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[AcidzCraze]

<FONT COLOR="blue">HAPPY Birthday!! >=) Hope its a great one! </FONT c>

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"Reality is that which when you stop believing it, it doesn't go away" -Philip K. Dick

[Deadpool]

<FONT size="6">HAPPY B-DAY!</FONT s>

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Inky]

A very happy birthday to you Kol...


and the best wishes for the year to come http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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<IMG SRC="http://www.thehypertribe.net/irc/stats/Html/inky.gif" border=0> There are days I drop words of comfort on myself like falling leaves and remember that it is enough to be taken care of by myself.

[Billyman]

well i feel it is my duty, and is an honor to wish you a happy birthday so.......<FONT size="6">HAPPY</FONT s><FONT size="6">BIRTHDAY!!!</FONT s>

[Rabble Rouser]

Happy b-day, Kol!!!!

As a present, I'll let you out of your jar to do as you please.

*unscrews lid and plops brain on the lab table*

And here's your cupcake. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Have a good one.

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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[Kayla]

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Happy birthday Kol...i hope you have a wonderful day

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And now for something completely different

[MAC]

Gosh.
Happy Birthday, Bro.

I can here Stevie Nicks' Landslide playing in the back ground.
"I'm getting old now, too"

NOW GO JUMP YOUR ASS OUT OF AN AIRPLANE!!!

Preferably with a parchute.
How do they strap a parachute to a disembodied brain?
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">What they said.

So, Koliedrus, what will you do with all those Social Security checks?</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
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[PB]

*hangs head in shame*

I didn't get a web cam! No "Happy Birthday Koliedrus" across the breasts! I'll show RW and maybe he can take a picture and send it to you! he he Anywho... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You are by far one of my favorite people in this place ((((give big hug))))

How old are you now anyways?


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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[estero]

<font color=pink><marquee>H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, K O L!!!!!!!!</marquee>

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[Sinister Her]

Happy Birthday, Kol.

[Mr. Snrub]

Happy Birthday.

Will the Kolbots be getting the day off?

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I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

[Cruise Director]

Happy Birthday. Really.

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