Escape Artist
11-05-2005, 10:40 AM
i have an assignment for you all, if you want something interesting in your day.
go to news.yahoo.com and try to keep a straight face at the shite getting reported.
there's gems like "Cheney Seeks CIA Exemption to Torture Ban" - y'know, just in case the prez decides that cutting balls off is more effective than asking nicely. no big deal, right?
there's like three different fucking articles about people getting glued to other shit and/or themselves. welcome to november, the month of glued genitalia! grab some fast-setting epoxy and join in on the new america, sheeit.
have some more:
"Experts: Disaster-Free Zones Hard to Find"
"Web Sites Weigh Problem of Posted Threats"
"New reality show with gorillas"
"Bees attack dozens of Baltimore schoolchildren"
it goes on and on and on. someone fucking confirm this for me. tell me i'm dreaming or delusional or just plain crazy. reality shows with gorillas, for christ sake?
and i thought everything couldn't get any more screwed up.
go to news.yahoo.com and try to keep a straight face at the shite getting reported.
there's gems like "Cheney Seeks CIA Exemption to Torture Ban" - y'know, just in case the prez decides that cutting balls off is more effective than asking nicely. no big deal, right?
there's like three different fucking articles about people getting glued to other shit and/or themselves. welcome to november, the month of glued genitalia! grab some fast-setting epoxy and join in on the new america, sheeit.
have some more:
"Experts: Disaster-Free Zones Hard to Find"
"Web Sites Weigh Problem of Posted Threats"
"New reality show with gorillas"
"Bees attack dozens of Baltimore schoolchildren"
it goes on and on and on. someone fucking confirm this for me. tell me i'm dreaming or delusional or just plain crazy. reality shows with gorillas, for christ sake?
and i thought everything couldn't get any more screwed up.