I really am a happy person.

[Mae]

Rant:

There are other things in life to worry about. Bills, death, gas prices. And yet this morning all that went through my head was-

Wasting company time is your co worker's own business, not yours.
Little mistakes do not need to be pointed out with a bullhorn and confetti.
Coffee, if consumed, should be made again.
If you are sick- GO HOME. I don't want what you have.
If it's not yours don't touch it- this applies to conversations not your own.
Friday can't come soon enough.

[Escape Artist]

I can trump that, I think - just be a fucking dick at work, and do a better job than everyone else there, including your bosses...they'll eventually worship you.

[SimpleSimon]

Private conversations are held in private. If the conversation is public, then the public is free to contribute.

Don't like that? Shut the hell up.

[Mudflap]

If the inmate in your charge does not comply with your instructions, beat him unmercifully.

I wish.