today's screwed up news...

[Escape Artist]

Gas thief escapes on tricycle: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/0816_050816_gas_theft.html

MANRAPE! MANRAPE! MANRAPE! SOUND THE ALARM!

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=15&art_id=vn20050825071820256C880914

[Escape Artist]

have some more...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1512361.html

[Mae]

... Giggle... Penis head...

[Escape Artist]

here, hate firearms some more...

http://www.krqe.com/expandedc.asp?RECORD_KEY[newsc]=ID&ID%5Bnewsc%5D=11742