why irc can be entertaining

[VenoM]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Hey, how bout i include the nicks, sorry didn't notice at first, but they had the < nick > tag, which doesn't work well in forums http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Session Start: Sun Mar 05 22:09:38 2000
Session Ident: bigdaddy (2@98A6DACD.ipt.aol.com)
[22:09] (bigdaddy) hi
[22:09] (bigdaddy) who are u
[22:09] (TiFFanYChalmers) i saw your name in a chatroom
[22:09] (bigdaddy) cool
[22:09] (TiFFanYChalmers) clangirls
[22:09] (bigdaddy) u a girl
[22:10] (bigdaddy) a/s/l
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) are u a guy or girl?
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) i am female silly
[22:10] (bigdaddy) guy
[22:10] (bigdaddy) 19m
[22:10] (bigdaddy) cool
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) tiffany
[22:10] (bigdaddy) i thought so
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) whats a/s/l?
[22:10] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:10] (bigdaddy) 19 m ill
[22:10] (bigdaddy) urs?
[22:10] (TiFFanYChalmers) i am 17 female in indiana
[22:11] (bigdaddy) cool
[22:11] (bigdaddy) thats close to me
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) really?
[22:11] (bigdaddy) yes illinois
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) wow
[22:11] (bigdaddy) what are ur interests
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) do you live in chicago
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) ?
[22:11] (bigdaddy) do u live in northwest indiana
[22:11] (bigdaddy) yes i do
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) i like chatting with guys on IRC
[22:11] (TiFFanYChalmers) they are fun to talk to
[22:12] (bigdaddy) i like chatting w girls
[22:12] (bigdaddy) i think they are fun
[22:12] (bigdaddy) perfect
[22:12] (TiFFanYChalmers) we are fun
[22:12] (TiFFanYChalmers) :P
[22:12] (bigdaddy) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
[22:12] (bigdaddy) (_O_)
[22:12] (TiFFanYChalmers) what do you want to chat about?
[22:12] (TiFFanYChalmers) whats that?
[22:12] (bigdaddy) anything
[22:12] (bigdaddy) nothing
[22:13] (bigdaddy) little lingo i picked up
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) LOL
[22:13] (bigdaddy) ltms
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) ?
[22:13] (bigdaddy) laughing to my self
[22:13] (bigdaddy) ltms
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) HEH
[22:13] (TiFFanYChalmers) what do you want to chat about?
[22:14] (bigdaddy) i like to cyber
[22:14] (TiFFanYChalmers) whats that?
[22:14] (bigdaddy) i also just like to plain chat
[22:14] (bigdaddy) thats fake sex
[22:14] (bigdaddy) or fantasies
[22:14] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh
[22:14] (bigdaddy) u tell to each other
[22:14] (TiFFanYChalmers) on the computer?
[22:14] (bigdaddy) i think its interesting
[22:14] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:14] (TiFFanYChalmers) ya that would be interesting
[22:15] (TiFFanYChalmers) ive never done that before!
[22:15] (bigdaddy) ive done it a couple times on aol
[22:15] (bigdaddy) it is interesting at first but will get boring later
[22:15] (TiFFanYChalmers) i use to have aol but my parents took it away
[22:15] (bigdaddy) yeah
[22:15] (bigdaddy) i hate it
[22:15] (bigdaddy) though
[22:15] (bigdaddy) i want to get rid of it
[22:16] (TiFFanYChalmers) ya
[22:16] (TiFFanYChalmers) it has bad emails that get sent
[22:16] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:16] (TiFFanYChalmers) i received a picture of a girl doing bad things with a horse
[22:16] (bigdaddy) i hate that youve got mail garbage
[22:16] (bigdaddy) oh yeah
[22:16] (bigdaddy) i hate that
[22:16] (bigdaddy) thats why i just delete everything in my mailbox
[22:16] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh
[22:16] (bigdaddy) i dont even look at it
[22:17] (bigdaddy) cause u never no
[22:17] (TiFFanYChalmers) how do you cyber?
[22:17] (TiFFanYChalmers) will you teach me?
[22:17] (bigdaddy) people could send viruses throught the mail too
[22:17] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:17] (TiFFanYChalmers) viruses are bad
[22:17] (bigdaddy) have u ever been with a man for real before
[22:17] (TiFFanYChalmers) no
[22:18] (TiFFanYChalmers) i am a virgin
[22:18] (bigdaddy) neither have i
[22:18] (bigdaddy) i mean with a girl
[22:18] (bigdaddy) but i am experienced in sex
[22:18] (bigdaddy) though
[22:18] (TiFFanYChalmers) how?
[22:18] (bigdaddy) ill tell the truth
[22:18] (TiFFanYChalmers) do you practice?
[22:18] (bigdaddy) i have watched a lot of porn before
[22:18] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh
[22:18] (bigdaddy) and have read a lot about sex
[22:19] (bigdaddy) i dont watch it anymore though
[22:19] (TiFFanYChalmers) i play with myself alot
[22:19] (bigdaddy) i got over it
[22:19] (bigdaddy) u do thats cool
[22:19] (TiFFanYChalmers) i get real horny
[22:19] (bigdaddy) cool
[22:19] (bigdaddy) i would like to watch u in real life
[22:19] (TiFFanYChalmers) OH
[22:19] (bigdaddy) thats one of my fantasies to watch a woman
[22:19] (TiFFanYChalmers) wow
[22:20] (TiFFanYChalmers) i dont know if i would ever let someone watch
[22:20] (bigdaddy) if i got a women in bed though i would know exactly what to do
[22:20] (TiFFanYChalmers) what would you do?
[22:20] (bigdaddy) and i would truly know how to please her
[22:20] (TiFFanYChalmers) how?
[22:20] (bigdaddy) i would first come up behind her
[22:20] (bigdaddy) what do u wear?
[22:21] (bigdaddy) dresses or pants
[22:21] (TiFFanYChalmers) i like to wear dresses
[22:21] (bigdaddy) with panties
[22:21] (TiFFanYChalmers) sometimes
[22:21] (bigdaddy) well i would come up behind u
[22:21] (bigdaddy) and straddle u
[22:21] (TiFFanYChalmers) hehe
[22:21] (bigdaddy) and just touch u at first
[22:21] (bigdaddy) and massage u
[22:22] (TiFFanYChalmers) that would feel good
[22:22] (bigdaddy) and rub my starting to get erect penis up against ur behind
[22:22] (bigdaddy) just to make u hot
[22:22] (bigdaddy) i would be gentle though
[22:23] (bigdaddy) i would tease u from behind
[22:23] (TiFFanYChalmers) ooooh
[22:23] (TiFFanYChalmers) what else?!?!
[22:23] (bigdaddy) then i would make u bend over forward and i would lift ur dress up just a little
[22:23] (bigdaddy) i would start to tickle ur inner thighs
[22:24] (bigdaddy) and just lick u and smell u
[22:24] (bigdaddy) i would then take off ur panties
[22:24] (bigdaddy) and i would pull ur dress up over ur head
[22:25] (TiFFanYChalmers) im naked now what
[22:25] (bigdaddy) then insert my cock into ur pussy from behind
[22:25] (bigdaddy) i would enter u and violate u
[22:25] (TiFFanYChalmers) wow
[22:25] (bigdaddy) that is foood for thought right their
[22:26] (TiFFanYChalmers) after you did that
[22:26] (TiFFanYChalmers) i would shove u onto the bed
[22:26] (bigdaddy) i would then straddle u while ur head is face down in the bed
[22:26] (TiFFanYChalmers) pull down your pants
[22:26] (bigdaddy) not yet
[22:26] (TiFFanYChalmers) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
[22:26] (bigdaddy) i want to fuck u medium first
[22:26] (TiFFanYChalmers) ok
[22:26] (bigdaddy) in ur pussy from behind
[22:27] (TiFFanYChalmers) ooooh
[22:27] (bigdaddy) remember u cant see any thing u can just feel my cock riding insid of u
[22:27] (bigdaddy) its like a big surprise that is inside of u
[22:28] (bigdaddy) and u cant do anything about it
[22:28] (bigdaddy) i just force it in
[22:28] (bigdaddy) and go deep
[22:28] (bigdaddy) to make u scream for more
[22:28] (bigdaddy) its an awseome feeling
[22:28] (TiFFanYChalmers) oh please more
[22:28] (bigdaddy) i would just hump u for hours
[22:29] (bigdaddy) if u would let me
[22:29] (TiFFanYChalmers) is it my turn yet?
[22:29] (bigdaddy) u would squirt cum
[22:29] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:29] (TiFFanYChalmers) I would sit u down on the bed
[22:29] (TiFFanYChalmers) and take off your pants
[22:30] (bigdaddy) yes
[22:30] (TiFFanYChalmers) then all of a sudden i flip you over so your ass is exposed and whip out my huge black cock and shove it in your ass real hard as i watch u squirm i bring out my stun gun to subdue you and continue having my way with you
[22:30] (bigdaddy) what
[22:31] (bigdaddy) are u a girl or a guy
[22:31] (TiFFanYChalmers) i said "i Shove my big black cock in your tight ass"
[22:31] (bigdaddy) i dont understand
[22:31] (bigdaddy) i thought i was talking with a girl
[22:31] (TiFFanYChalmers) do you want it harder
[22:32] (bigdaddy) no not if ur a guy
[22:32] (bigdaddy) what are u
[22:32] (bigdaddy) a girl or a guy
[22:32] (TiFFanYChalmers) THEN I SHOVE MY BLACK COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE U CHOKE ON MY JIZZ
[22:32] (bigdaddy) tell me
[22:32] (bigdaddy) thats sick
[22:32] (bigdaddy) if ur a guy
[22:32] (bigdaddy) fuck u
[22:32] (bigdaddy) u stupid bitch
[22:32] (TiFFanYChalmers) hahahahhaahhaah
[22:32] (TiFFanYChalmers) GG PERVERT
[22:33] (bigdaddy) ur fuckin faggot
[22:33] (bigdaddy) u bitch
[22:33] (bigdaddy) fuck
[22:33] (bigdaddy) fuck
[22:33] (bigdaddy) u
[22:33] (bigdaddy) fuck
[22:33] (bigdaddy) u
[22:33] (bigdaddy) bitch
[22:33] (bigdaddy) ur nasty for even saying shit like that bitch
[22:33] (bigdaddy) fuck u
[22:33] (TiFFanYChalmers) I RAMB MY BLACK DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT
[22:33] (TiFFanYChalmers) U WANT MY BIG BLACK COCK
[22:33] (TiFFanYChalmers) YES U WANT IT
Session Close: Sun Mar 05 22:35:20 2000


The moral of this is....
aoler's are fucking stupid http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

HEOHEOHE
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[This message has been edited by VenoM (edited 05-16-2001).]

[AcidzCraze]

<FONT COLOR="blue"> Hahahahaha!!! I was getting worried until the end.

Thats horrible..

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

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[rage]

if you agree...and you think that aol'ers are for the most part....stupid....and you want to see some funny chat logs, try http://www.unklan.com/aol. The site is down right now..but it should be up in a couple days.

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[This message has been edited by rage (edited 05-16-2001).]

[rage]

*rage grins sheepishly

sorry...accidently double posted....

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Not as dumb as acid wash"

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[VenoM]

<FONT COLOR="Red">sorry, works better with the nicks include ay? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif</FONT c>

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[Koliedrus]

Originally, I was going to give you reasons as to why I stay the hell out of IRC. After reading this log from start to finish, I have only one comment that applies:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhahhhhahhahahahhhaaa!!

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[Escape Artist]

You need to go to IRC. If you require reasons, I'll give em to you later.

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[Koliedrus]

I appreciate the encouragement, EA.

IRC overwhelms me. I try to fix everything. I tend to get swallowed up.

Believe me, I've been there and done that.

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[Escape Artist]

Check your email in a bit, but make sure your brain is warmed up - this is a doozy. I'll go into IRC a little too.

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[Time Slipping]

And thats another reason why I dont like bullshit like this..........

but it is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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[davers]

Heheh. I used to have loads of logs like that. It's not just AOL users who are stupid, though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Wise Womcat]

The www.unklan.com/aol/ (http://www.unklan.com/aol/) is my site...and it has been my experience that they are the stupidest (yes, I know...most stupid) by far! And, btw...my site is back up.

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