New family addition

[jules]

I'm about to go get some food for him because I fear he will otherwise eat me in my sleep. His hobbies include sunbathing, tongue flicking and circumnavigating my torso.

[SimpleSimon]

You are moving out, so they replace you with a lizard?!

[Billyman]

Nice boobs galizard.

[Cruise Director]

Cute little feller. What kind is he?

[Koliedrus]

If he doesn't have a name yet I'd like to suggest "Sunspot".
"Spot" for short.
Or "Yogurt".

[SimpleSimon]

I ever see yogurt with that color, I'm throwing it out.

[Koliedrus]

I eat the kind with fruit mixed in. "Blueberry"?

Don't get me started on how reptile tastes like bird.