Hey, im new.

[Stuart]

If you dont know my name, you arn't really looking. Its good to meet you all, I think. I hope I enjoy my stay. And by doing so, you gain some enjoyment, either directly or vicariously. If I spelt that right. Anyway, again, its good to be here.

[Mudflap]

Welcome to our humble forum. I hope you enjoy your participation here.

Just out of curiosity, how did you find us and what prompted you to register and post?

s.u.y.b.

[Stuart]

Im not quite sure how I found it. Im pretty sure it was a link from a link from a link from another completely different forum on a different topic. Registration and posting? Well, it seems that a good number of posters have reasonably articulate and considered ideas, which makes a giant leap forward over the majority of people inhabiting the internet, and much easier to hold a discussion. And smaller is better in many ways, because post counts or threads dont bloat to insanity, making it easier to follow a discussion or argument, even when you can't be on the net all day because you work or go out.

By the by, what does s.u.y.b. stand for?

[Mudflap]

Fair enuff.

All you need to know is MAC is wrong about everything. Point that out to him often.

s.u.y.b. ? I'll let the peanut gallery answer that one for ya. Enjoy the suspense.

[ms. bing]

SHOW US YOUR BRAIN!!!!!111

[MAC]

damn, I thought it was "shut up, you bastard"
(that's how Mudflap talks to everyone despite his mom doing her very best to make him a good human being)

there was this other guy named stuart running around here a while back, but I digress

we are indeed unique for the internet, mostly because none of us are 14 year old lesbians with live webcams.

Oh well, you get out what you put in I guess.

Have fun posting and feel free to dredge up old threads if you see anything you want to add your 2 cents to.

[mute]

Flapmud is a huge homosexual. He's so secretive about it he even married someone and had a kid to hide it!

I, of course, am the scholar and gentlemen of this forum.

[Koliedrus]

Mute is a contradiction of his nickname since he isn't. But we like it that way.

Glad you're here. Why not fire up a new topic so we can get to know you a little better? Doesn't have to be about yourself unless you want to do it that way. Ease in. Pick something that interests you and we'll chime in if we have something to say.

[Stuart]

Another person called me? Agh. Clones and imposters, I should have killed them instead of letting them roam across the continent. Or just of copyrighted the name at birth, and have all the older Stuart's killed. And I think ive started to ease my way in, but who knows. All things take time, except those that dont.

[Mudflap]

Don't worry about the other stuart. He's gone away.

[Billyman]

Hi Steve.

[Koliedrus]

Don't worry about the other stuart. He's gone away.

Ow! DAMN, that stung...

I think Stuart needs a nickname.

[Kayla]

Don't worry about the other stuart. He's gone away.


I smirked at that.
I do miss that guy.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

God damn aussies are everywhere.

[Stuart]

Typical New Zealander, Muff is, jealous, underpaid and they got hammered at the cricket. Maybe its a combo move.

And the other Stuart, huh. And he had a nickname/handle? Hmmmmmmm.

How about Apostate? Na, sounds too thought about.
Bob? Not thought about enough. Ah, The Apostate Bob. Sounds good, huh. Kind of equalises out, in the end.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

underpaid
Not me. I'm a public servant. We get paid far too much for doing very little.

they got hammered at the cricket.
We did? I don't follow the cricket. No, we whine about the rugby. Hey - now that our rugby teams are full of australians we might stand a chance!

And the other Stuart, huh. And he had a nickname/handle? Hmmmmmmm.
The other Stuart's handle was gone away - which is why the above attempt at a joke was supposedly funny.

[Mudflap]

My joke was hilarious and you effing know it, you frigid Buffy jammie wearing biscuit eater.

[MAC]

hey! it was a good joke. I set it up and mudflap knocked it down.

mmmm..... muffy in her buffy jammies

*MAC goes to make some biscuits*

[Stuart]

Ah, I understand. People and people, and names within people within names.

[Cruise Director]

mmmm..... muffy in her buffy jammies



That's not the reaction I got when I sent you pics of me in MY buffy pajamas.

Bastard.


By the way, Stuart, welcome to THT. Kick up your feet and stay a while. I think you'll like the place.

[Koliedrus]

Just goes to show you what can happen when a 4-year-old puts cartoon underwear on his head.

I won't say it. I'll write it on Teh Hat.

C.B.

[Asmodeus]

I dunno, apostate is a little close to my territory. :D

Don't be surprised if you start getting PM's to stay away from that guy. *kidding*

Welcome to our cave, once every few weeks Kol pops the top to let us have some sun once in a while.

I'm perty sure you get this alot, but what the hell right? Know a Paul Miladeo? I think I spelled that right... I used to work with him in South Korea. He's from Sydney.

Oh... almost foghatted: SUYBNEWB

[Escape Artist]

Oh, shut up.

I'm unemployed, nearly desperate, but i won't just play the "Game" i get with everyone. Mudflap owns that one, and it's just not my thing; I can do it.

Problem is, so is everyone else. Mac might trounce me, Muffy would do damned well to understand the ink/water balance that almost literally makes up her career, but...

Both she and MAC have solid, if easily hated and loved careers. Doing what you can do, being underpaid, having no appreciation, and going well outside of the proverbial skillset - like it matters - well, good show. Most of us are trying, and they damned well are - touch either, and I shoot you. He taught me well.

THT just isn't a good employment interface, mac, muffy - i can't live on monster.com, you won't hear/here without automotive advice in the michigan central area or being fucked in NZ.

Oh, and I expect you two frog-swallowing cod-swappers to show me your stupid tits before getting sent right back to where you are and showing me your tits;, pics for passport purposes; mind you in particular, mac - you HAVE been going to cali!

Anyway, you little lawbreaking bastards arrive and try to break the law by flying, I'll have you!

Terrorists before the day is over - you try it again, I dare you!

[Stuart]

Again, the coke habit, or the lack of one, EA. Choose something to add or give up. :p And do it soon.

[Koliedrus]

I'm lost. It's normal. I just make sure the bills get paid and toss out happy little thoughts once in a while.

I like "Trauts".

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I need someone to decipher what ea said. I didn't understand anything past shut up.

[sauron]

Muff, I think he wants to soak your tits in ink and water...

Or maybe he meant something else, hell if I know.


- d.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Muff, I think he wants to soak your tits in ink and water...

Kind of like finger painting only with nipples?