MAC
04-26-2005, 06:15 PM
Barring your school throwing some stupid sextravaganza (http://www.wftv.com/education/4413192/detail.html)....
NOTHING!! TELL THEM NOTHING!!!
Lead them to Jesus!
But, for God’s sake don’t tell them what happens when you put your dick in someone else’s asshole. That’s just planting thoughts in their minds! Evil gay thoughts!
Don’t explain to them about mucus membranes, lubrication and the potential for blood transfer. They don’t need to understand the difference between a virus and a bacterial infection. This will just give them a false sense of security and cause them to experiment.
Besides, that’s what health/science class is for in school (as long as they don’t explain human reproduction as being in any way a tool of evolution which is wrong and bad)
And whatever you do, don’t you dare explain that human’s can reach climax in any way shape or form other than during “intimacy” with their spouse. And when you do explain climax be sure to remind them that doing it too much can make them blind.
All these things will just stimulate your children in unnatural ways that will send them crying to their preacher with a horrible venereal disease and several unwanted children one day!! Oh why, oh why didn’t they listen to the superstitious crappolla you fed them from as soon as they hit puberty?? Why couldn’t they just wait for God almighty to teach them and their spouse everything on their wedding night.
But that's all just mechanic.s Shoot, don't even try to explain to them about the emotional end of it. Like the fact it’s SUPPOSED to be fun for both people involved. That’s also just encourage them. hell, that's justifying it.
Yes, it’s BAD to tell kids to be careful when trying all that stupid shit you saw on their parent’s porno or heard happening with their single parent’s string of bf’s/gf’s.
[**begin other end of spectrum rant**]
That’s right, ladies & gentlemen. Your kid sees you date over and over. They see the hugging, kissing, etc and as soon as they figure out what sex is, they realize that you’ve been getting laid over and over…and then you wonder why they won’t be more careful about who they pick when they start having sex? They understand and crave for intimacy, the same as you but your behavior justifies theirs. If you are randomly intimate. They are randomly intimate. Get used to it, hypocrite.
What? Oh no!! Your 16 year old daughter is pregnant? Uh oh!!!
I blame music videos, mass marketed clothing and of course those classes that encourage your kid to fuck everything in sight!
Geez, you’re family’s a mess, better take them to church!
And start using the phrase (my grandbaby’s daddy)
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NOTHING!! TELL THEM NOTHING!!!
Lead them to Jesus!
But, for God’s sake don’t tell them what happens when you put your dick in someone else’s asshole. That’s just planting thoughts in their minds! Evil gay thoughts!
Don’t explain to them about mucus membranes, lubrication and the potential for blood transfer. They don’t need to understand the difference between a virus and a bacterial infection. This will just give them a false sense of security and cause them to experiment.
Besides, that’s what health/science class is for in school (as long as they don’t explain human reproduction as being in any way a tool of evolution which is wrong and bad)
And whatever you do, don’t you dare explain that human’s can reach climax in any way shape or form other than during “intimacy” with their spouse. And when you do explain climax be sure to remind them that doing it too much can make them blind.
All these things will just stimulate your children in unnatural ways that will send them crying to their preacher with a horrible venereal disease and several unwanted children one day!! Oh why, oh why didn’t they listen to the superstitious crappolla you fed them from as soon as they hit puberty?? Why couldn’t they just wait for God almighty to teach them and their spouse everything on their wedding night.
But that's all just mechanic.s Shoot, don't even try to explain to them about the emotional end of it. Like the fact it’s SUPPOSED to be fun for both people involved. That’s also just encourage them. hell, that's justifying it.
Yes, it’s BAD to tell kids to be careful when trying all that stupid shit you saw on their parent’s porno or heard happening with their single parent’s string of bf’s/gf’s.
[**begin other end of spectrum rant**]
That’s right, ladies & gentlemen. Your kid sees you date over and over. They see the hugging, kissing, etc and as soon as they figure out what sex is, they realize that you’ve been getting laid over and over…and then you wonder why they won’t be more careful about who they pick when they start having sex? They understand and crave for intimacy, the same as you but your behavior justifies theirs. If you are randomly intimate. They are randomly intimate. Get used to it, hypocrite.
What? Oh no!! Your 16 year old daughter is pregnant? Uh oh!!!
I blame music videos, mass marketed clothing and of course those classes that encourage your kid to fuck everything in sight!
Geez, you’re family’s a mess, better take them to church!
And start using the phrase (my grandbaby’s daddy)
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