Road rage fun.

[Billyman]

I gotta get me one of these!

http://www.roadrage.com/samples.htm

[Koliedrus]

Yuh oh.

Digital bumper sticker...

If it's not out there, go get it!

Could be the next singing bass....

Edit: Figures.

http://www.richardsnotes.org/archives/2004/11/30/andy-singers-no-exit-digital-bumper-stickers/

[Billyman]

You don’t know how many times I’ve thought about a programmable LED scrolling marquee across my back glass.

[Koliedrus]

Or the water cannon for tailgaters or the....

Yeah.

[Cruise Director]

Or the water cannon for tailgaters or the....



... .50 calliber gun mounted to the hood. Nope. Wouldn't know what your'e talking about.

(I am going to order that book, Billy.)

[Torque]

I let shitty drivers just slide. No need to get all worked up and wave books at them.
If they hit me, I'll call the insurance company.
If they hit me and hurt a family member, I'll dump a clipful into them.

See, easygoing.