Joke of the day

[Billyman]

<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">over dinner, a woman said to her husband, "i met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away i knew he was a troublemaker. he started to insult me; he used really harsh language; he even threatened me!" "how did you meet this fellow?" he asked, sounding very concerned. she said, "well, we met by accident,... i hit him with my car."</FONT c> http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Pianomahnn]

What a dumb whore...

Where is the part of the joke where the husband bitch slaps her for breaking another man's car? That husband is a pussy. I'm going to kick his ass. Speaking of ass, I'm talking out of mine right now. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Dog Breath]

A little girl stands next to her daddy while at the barber shop. Her father is getting his hair trimmed and she is busily eating a snack. The barber leans over and says "Little girl, you are going to get hair on your twinkie". The little girl replied "Ya an I'm gonna get bewbies too"!

Sounds like PB.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Billyman]

<FONT COLOR="Yellow">yaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah.</FONT c><FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">that was a damn good one DB!!</FONT c>