An Observation 05.16.01

[Dog Breath]

New Jersey is Hell.

At least Ft Dix and the surrounding areas.

The accent there is akin to the Knights Who Say "Ni". "Newjoyzee". Ow! My left ear went to sleep.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MAC]

Last time I went to Newark I was 9.
New Jersey is HELL.
I hated New Jersey at an age when I should have hated cleaning my room.

But Eh, whut u gunna dew?
I gots sum famulee in dat area.
Joo no. Famulee.

Furgetabowtit.

*lights dim on theMAC sitting in his brooks brothers suit at a table in the corner of a small italian restaurant.*
*an old woman sings softly to an opereta playing on the victrola near the kitchen door.*



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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Yes, Jersey is hell. I lived there when I was very young, and I'm here to tell ya, I'm glad I got out.

Newark, Trenton, Hoboken.. all of them different rings of Dante's pit. Indeed, the Toll Booth state has a great many things to offer a person, if you are into being beat about the head by ridiculous shit.

I'll have you know that according to Jersey law, should a person break into your home, your first course of action should be to flee. YOU need to RUN AWAY.... while a criminal has full access to all your shit. Fuck Jersey.

I wanna live somewhere good, like Texas or Vermont or Pennsylvanis, where an individual still has some rights. Shit.... Anywhere but Florida. Florida is just like Hell, only more south.

I gotta get the fuck outta here guys, I really do. Who wants a roomie? I do some mean dishes, and am easy to live with. Ignore all my utterances about blowing stuff up and breaking shit.


Please..</FONT c>

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[Kayla]

i personally like New jersey...i know im prety much alone witht aht feeling. In jersey you have beaches, forests, mountains, rivers, the ocean, etc etc. I can get to any of those things in about 2 hours. It kinda hurts to hear people trash your homestate constantly. YEs there are parts of new jersey that are fucking horrible...but couldn't you say that for most anywhere? I live about 25-30 minutes from Newark, and about 5 minutes from Elizabeth. Both horrible towns i will admit. But not all of New Jersey is like that. I live in a little suburb thats 1 square mile. And quite frankly its a nice place to live.

oh yeah and people that are from jersey do not say "newjoyzee" people from Brooklyn talk like that...not people from jersey.


ok i'm done

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And now for something completely different

[Minimaul]

Today is my good friends b-day. He turns 21. He's all mad at me because I wont be here for his b-day , but I'm like ' What the fuck? You're just going to go to a bar anyway . And I can't get in there since i'm only 20! '

But he's still bitter .


Oh well , I'll be having fun at E3. (video game trade show , in CA at the Sony Metreon.)

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[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">You're gonna be at E3? You bastard.</FONT c>

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[Sirus]

Can I come too? I'll go on the roof if it's convenient.

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