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Koliedrus
03-05-2005, 01:05 AM
39 years old.

Sucks that your adopting parents had to give you up after decades with them. That'll teach you to bite someone's finger off, ya silly.

I hope it didn't traumatize you too much to see your "dad's" face ripped off. I think it was a bit much for your companions to sever his testicles and foot.

Sorry about your mom being killed when you were a baby and all the rest of the crap that's about to happen to you.

--Kol

Stuff (http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=moe+chimp+birthday&btnG=Search+News)

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper207/0304-nt-MOE-TIMELINE.jpg

MAC
03-07-2005, 06:37 PM
we share mutual genetic forbearers you know

for everything else there's anthropomorphism