Escape Artist
02-15-2005, 05:43 AM
I'm just curious as to why, exactly, all these little folksy elf-filled tales always gotta have some goofy assed song approximately every 5 pages or the like. Reading along happily and such, for something in that genre anyway....WHAM. Homotastic fucking singalong. Get out the god-damned conga line, since everyone's apparently like Richard Simmons on a fucking amphetamine drip.
You don't usually see this in sci-fi. "Oh, let me sing you the tale of Klingons, my dear android!
And the sodomy was but three times,
Anal rapage whilst I was flying,
I lost but three teeth
After a horrid anal queef..."
Nope, only in fantasy writing.
One of you must have the answer. GIVE IT TO ME, PRECIOUSES!!
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You don't usually see this in sci-fi. "Oh, let me sing you the tale of Klingons, my dear android!
And the sodomy was but three times,
Anal rapage whilst I was flying,
I lost but three teeth
After a horrid anal queef..."
Nope, only in fantasy writing.
One of you must have the answer. GIVE IT TO ME, PRECIOUSES!!
This thread is brought to you by inexplicable midnight insomnia and the letter 4.