Actual Police Report

[PB]

I was looking for something online today when I came across the police report for a city here near Tyler. And this is what I found
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A Longview woman told police she was forced to perform oral sex by an acquaintance during a drug deal at 4:45 p.m. Saturday near the intersection of Estes Parkway and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.
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This so cracks me up (parden the pun)

But I could just imagine.. well officer, I was trying to get me some blow.. and he made me give him a blow! What kind of shit is that! I think it is just hilarious!

what cha think?

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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[Dog Breath]

If you think she will go along with it, I highly recommend forcing women to give oral sex. Like oatmeal "It's the right thing to do". http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

OK not really, I really like oral sex.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
OK not really, I really like oral sex.

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I don't know too many guys that will tell you that they don't!


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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen"> women with teeth can not be forced to give oral sex ... she's lying http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif ...unless of course she has no teeth</FONT c>

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And one time at band camp...