MAC
11-09-2004, 07:16 PM
MAC: This is KMAC radio and the MACtalk show. The most ignored talk radio program in the universe! Today’s topic is “1+1=2” Lets take some callers:
Caller #1: Yeah MAC, long time listener, first time caller. I just want to know why the left always tries to distort things especially in our schools where they are indoctrinating our children into believing that it’s bad to count.
MAC: umm……..I’m not sure I’ve EVER heard of a school where they didn’t let the kids learn to count. I mean, I guess there could be one somewhere but....
Caller #1: …well, I mean the way we used to count when I was young. This “new math” is just scary. With number dots and things. And the teachers want everyone to “feel good about themselves’ when I was young the teacher beat us and I learned to count, you know what I mean? Like the bible says….
MAC: does this have ANYTHING to do with 1+1=2?
Caller#1 Oh yeah! Everything! The left is pulling this stuff from the same tired old playbook they’ve been using for 50 years. Like when they said we stole the election in 2000……
*MAC cuts off the caller*
MAC: Ok….lets try another caller.
Caller #2: Yeah, I have to agree with you that 1+1=2. What bothers me is that there are 4,000,000,000 jobless ppl on earth who don’t have free quality healthcare and make less than bill gates and he doesn’t pay his fair share to feed them all. It’s just not right.
MAC: wait, wait, wait. Do you think we can leave the political crap out of this and just discuss the facts?
Caller #2: Hey! I have the right to free speech. The 1st amendment gives me the right to tell you that you don’t need the 2nd amendment! And how come there aren’t any black ppl on your show?
MAC: If they can add 1 and 1 they are welcome on my show. Next caller.
Caller #3: Hi MAC! I’m gonna hafta disagree with you on this whole “1+1=2” thing.
MAC: um….ok. let’s discuss this then. Caller, hold up one finger.
Caller #3: ok.
MAC: Now hold up another finger.
*A loud clattering sound*
Caller #3: Sorry, I dropped the phone. Ok, I have both fingers up.
MAC: now count them.
*Caller pauses for a second*
Caller: ok, well…we’ll just have to agree to disagree then.
***Due to FCC regulation MAC's cursing has been edited and the rest of this post will be on 6 second delay***
MAC: ok…that’s all the time we have for today. But tomorrow will be fun if they find someone to replace me, because I am going to find my boss so I can quit now.
Caller #1: Yeah MAC, long time listener, first time caller. I just want to know why the left always tries to distort things especially in our schools where they are indoctrinating our children into believing that it’s bad to count.
MAC: umm……..I’m not sure I’ve EVER heard of a school where they didn’t let the kids learn to count. I mean, I guess there could be one somewhere but....
Caller #1: …well, I mean the way we used to count when I was young. This “new math” is just scary. With number dots and things. And the teachers want everyone to “feel good about themselves’ when I was young the teacher beat us and I learned to count, you know what I mean? Like the bible says….
MAC: does this have ANYTHING to do with 1+1=2?
Caller#1 Oh yeah! Everything! The left is pulling this stuff from the same tired old playbook they’ve been using for 50 years. Like when they said we stole the election in 2000……
*MAC cuts off the caller*
MAC: Ok….lets try another caller.
Caller #2: Yeah, I have to agree with you that 1+1=2. What bothers me is that there are 4,000,000,000 jobless ppl on earth who don’t have free quality healthcare and make less than bill gates and he doesn’t pay his fair share to feed them all. It’s just not right.
MAC: wait, wait, wait. Do you think we can leave the political crap out of this and just discuss the facts?
Caller #2: Hey! I have the right to free speech. The 1st amendment gives me the right to tell you that you don’t need the 2nd amendment! And how come there aren’t any black ppl on your show?
MAC: If they can add 1 and 1 they are welcome on my show. Next caller.
Caller #3: Hi MAC! I’m gonna hafta disagree with you on this whole “1+1=2” thing.
MAC: um….ok. let’s discuss this then. Caller, hold up one finger.
Caller #3: ok.
MAC: Now hold up another finger.
*A loud clattering sound*
Caller #3: Sorry, I dropped the phone. Ok, I have both fingers up.
MAC: now count them.
*Caller pauses for a second*
Caller: ok, well…we’ll just have to agree to disagree then.
***Due to FCC regulation MAC's cursing has been edited and the rest of this post will be on 6 second delay***
MAC: ok…that’s all the time we have for today. But tomorrow will be fun if they find someone to replace me, because I am going to find my boss so I can quit now.