Did you ever wonder? (funny ha ha)

[Escape Artist]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't 11 prounounced "onety one"?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If it's true that we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

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[Poteen]

Thanks for the laugh EA.. I love those!

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[Cruise Director]

My favorite:
Why is abbreviated such a long word.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[rage]

heh heh heh....but lets see who can go through and answer the MOST of those questions. A little friendly contest if you will...and the winner will recieve.....1,000 more credits for <a href="http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000177.html">this</a> topic, if it is alright w/ theMAC. Oh yes, and the answers have to be GOOD. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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" Three - legged Jeans.
Not as dumb as acid wash"

[MAC]

theMac stops rolling on the floor and laughing.
*wipes away tears from eyes and catches breath*
that was excellent EA

Lets here some answers.
I'll give another 100 THT dollas for the best answer per question. You can add it to the grand you already have.
Hows about that?


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[Dog Breath]

QUOTE]Originally posted by Escape Artist:
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Because people from Poland have polaroids but people from Hemden dont have...

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
No it swallowed "disapearing oink".

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
It isn't the salad it's the dressing.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
That's what they should call the Lotto.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Anything french should stay shut.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Aaaah! I'm naked!

Why isn't 11 prounounced "onety one"?
The word teen was needed to lable assholes.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
No it would be called "Sex" because that would better describe what they do to your mail.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Not if they want to get promoted.

If it's true that we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Free beer.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Rain is slippery.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
No, snot mostly.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Clear.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
One is from his son's perspective the other from his wife's.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Does that mean Lawyers are "Barriers" and Clergymen are "Frockers"?
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Gimme my damn cookies!


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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Escape Artist]

Dog Breath is a winner! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
*gives him complimentary THT points and a basket of cookies*

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[MAC]

Excellent DB

I'm giving you 100 THT Dollas for the wiseman/wiseguy response.
How true. How true.

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