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Koliedrus
05-15-2001, 07:40 AM
It began somewhere as a question:
"Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"
It ended up as a compliment.
"Go give yourself an orgasm."
Fun, huh?
Now you know.
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skalie
05-15-2001, 08:06 AM
Wouldn't it suck if you'd gone to all the trouble and expense of cloning yourself and you end up with a homosexual lookalike who's obsessed by you and is continually stalking you trying to convert you to his ways.
Poteen
05-15-2001, 08:07 AM
So all these times I told you to go fuck yourself you took it as a compliment?
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Skeet
05-15-2001, 08:11 AM
A preacher at a Church my Mom used to make me go to said that to me when I was a small child. I told my mom and she didn't believe me. I think that has something to do with the guilt i feel for masturbating, it makes me feel sick.
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Koliedrus
05-15-2001, 08:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Poteen:
So all these times I told you to go fuck yourself you took it as a compliment?
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What? You mean..
You fucking sack of shit! All this time I thought you were my friend and you were just using me!
Go fuck yourself.
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Poteen
05-15-2001, 08:30 AM
Hehehe http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
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Cruise Director
05-15-2001, 09:20 AM
I believe that if I could fuck myself, I would never leave the house. I wouldn't eat, drink, sleep......until the spasms. DAMN THE SPASMS !!!!!
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Koliedrus
05-15-2001, 09:26 AM
CD, go fuck yourself.
Get The Hat back first.
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Time Slipping
05-15-2001, 10:21 AM
righteo.................
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Kayla
05-15-2001, 12:36 PM
technically, you would not be able to fuck a clone of yourself for about 16-18 years (depending on the laws of your state) since it would be statutory rape. But thats just technically. Otherwise, yes i would
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Your such an inspiration for the ways that i will never ever choose to be
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