Highway patrol in Africa

[Asmodeus]

I think I have now seen it all.

"Calling all mules. Calling all mules. High speed chase down Muddy's Flap. Subject is riding a 30 year old mule. He is driving dangerously fast. He maybe under the influence of Ms. Bing, granola and green tea. Apprehend with extreme caution. He may be hiding something in his beard or Jimmy Buffet wannabe duds. Subject is also wanted for questioning in an armored cliedsdale robbery last week. Subject is known to have used the aliases Billyman, and MAC in the past. Approach with extreme caution."

[Mudflap]

Now......if someone would only animate that light on the mule's head and make it flash.


That would be awesome.

[Cruise Director]

What do you think the safety and emmisions check consists of?

[Asmodeus]

Beans.

[Billyman]

I'm getting fucking sick and tired of people posting that picture of my uncle on the internet!! :mad:

[Pianomahnn]

And by "uncle" I'm assuming you mean "lover."