Joke of the day

[Billyman]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">the first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. naturally, she was delighted. then he spoke: "have you noticed just what i have done?" "of course, dear", the wife answered. "every single detail!" "good," replied the husband. "that's how i want my breakfast served every morning."</FONT c>

i don't agree with the guys way of thinking, just thought it might ruffle some feathers. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dog Breath]

If that was my wife she would have pulled down the covers and said "This is the only beakfast you'll get in bed now get to work" ....."Yes dear".

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Koliedrus]

I would laugh but Mrs. Kol would slap me upside my head.

Oh, wait!

She's not here!

AAAAaaaaaaaahahhhahahhahhhahahaaaaa! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Dog Breath]

The left side of your head will feel strangely "unslapped" and unfullfilled all day.
It isn't a good idea to tempt fate. Karma will kick your balls.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Koliedrus]

Thanks for jamming some anxiety up my spine. It's only fitting (karma-wise) since I told my brother to do whatever it took to keep from thinking of a rim-shot and a laugh-track right after he said "I do".

He blew snot on his tux. I'm proud.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.